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You Need Therapy, Dance Your Ass Off Portland! Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Casual Wear, Gift for Friends, Cozy and Stylish Outfit
You Need Therapy, Dance Your Ass Off Portland! Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Casual Wear, Gift for Friends, Cozy and Stylish Outfit
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| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.00 | 39.50 | 40.00 |
If This Is a Threat, You Need Therapy! – Portland Protest Fleece Hoodie
Stay cozy while keeping Portland weird with our “If This Is a Threat, You Need Therapy! Dance Your Ass Off Portland” unisex fleece hoodie. Featuring a dinosaur, a frog, and a unicorn peacefully protesting in true Portland fashion, this hoodie brings humor, heart, and hometown pride all in one.
Made from ultra-soft fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for chilly nights downtown, weekend coffee runs, or dancing through a protest (peacefully, of course). The bold design says what we’re all thinking—if joy, color, and creativity are a threat, maybe the problem isn’t the protesters.
✅ Cozy fleece interior – soft, warm, and built for comfort
✅ Unisex fit – perfect for everyone who loves Portland’s wild side
✅ Unique protest design – fun, peaceful, and full of Portland personality
Whether you’re out in the crowd or just staying cozy at home, this hoodie keeps your spirit warm and your message clear: Dance your ass off, Portland. 🦖🐸🦄💚
