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Funny Therapy T-Shirt, Unisex Softstyle Tee, Gift for Friends, Dance Your Ass Off Portland Shirt, Casual Wear, Humor Tee

Funny Therapy T-Shirt, Unisex Softstyle Tee, Gift for Friends, Dance Your Ass Off Portland Shirt, Casual Wear, Humor Tee

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Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
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If This Is a Threat, You Need Therapy! – Portland Protest Unisex T-Shirt

Only in Portland could a dinosaur, a frog, and a unicorn show up to a protest—and turn it into a dance party. Our “If This Is a Threat, You Need Therapy! Dance Your Ass Off Portland” unisex tee captures that perfectly weird, free-spirited Portland vibe: peaceful, playful, and proudly unbothered.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt keeps you comfortable whether you’re out marching, dancing downtown, or just spreading good vibes. It’s equal parts protest art and Portland pride—a fun reminder that joy, unity, and humor are powerful forms of resistance.

Unisex fit – relaxed and flattering for everyone
Soft, high-quality cotton – comfort that lasts
Unique Portland design – peaceful, proud, and a little rebellious

 

Wear it loud and proud, because if a dancing dinosaur, frog, and unicorn are a “threat,” maybe it’s time for a little therapy—and a lot more dancing. 💚🦖🐸🦄



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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